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What, no bondage dungeon?

Now that I have your attention…

I don’t own my dream house yet but when I do I now know to avoid these eight most overrated home projects. In order they are 1. whirlpool bath, 2. room additions, 3. “Versailles” kitchens, 4. marble counters (or other porous surfaces), 5. deck off the master bedroom, 6. elaborate home theatres, 7. hot tub, and 8. overly complicated home automation. One missing that I’d love to have is my own private library, preferably in the tower of a Victorian house.

My main question is, what about the bondage dungeon? I ask this question at the Midnight Seductions blog and I talk about what kinky toys I’d like in my own private bordello. What toys do you want? What do you already own? Head over, read, and comment.

http://midnightseductionsauthors.blogspot.com/2010/08/what-no-bondage-dungeon.html

Book: Exhibitionism for the shy
Manufacturer: SCB Distributors
Product #: CNVELD-8164

Exhibitionism for the Shy by noted sexpert Carol Queen discusses exhibitionism as a consensual erotic pleasure and a means to overcome shyness and body image issues. Featuring suggested exercises and discussions of erotic dress, talk, personas and roleplay, involving your partner, exhibitionism and the sex industry, and more.

Interviews include Annie Sprinkle, Nina Hartley, Candye Kane, Juliet Anderson, Vanessa del Rio, Lily Burana, Shar Rednour, and others.

This year’s Montreal Fetish Weekend will be extra exciting as I will be presenting my Cell Popping Workshop. This is truly a unique opportunity for you to learn about a rare form of FIRE PLAY/BRANDING. There are but a handful of qualified people who offer this type of a workshop in the entire world. A special treat: I will create a lovely design on the charming Miss Susan from Toronto. It is a NOT-TO-BE-MISSED event! It is but one of many really fabulous workshops offered this year, even a few exclusively French ones. Just see the current tantalizing list below (may be modified so check the Montreal Fetish Weekend website.)

Workshops will take place Saturday & Sunday Sept 4-5th at the Hotel des Gouverneurs, 1415 St. Hubert Street, in the Ballroom. There are 3 ways to attend workshops:- VIP holders have free access, a $40 per day pass or a $60 weekend pass.

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En français

Le Montreal Fetish Weekend cette année sera très excitant car je vais présenter mon atelier de Cell Popping. C’est vraiment une occasion unique pour apprendre une forme rare de JEUX DE FEU/BRANDING. Il existe qu’une poignée de gens qualifiés qui offrent ce type d’atelier dans le monde entier. Une présentation spécials: je vais créer un joli design sur la charmante Miss Susan de Toronto. Il s’agit d’un événement À-NE-PAS-MANQUER! Ceci n’est qu’un des nombreux fabuleux ateliers offerts cette année, certains exclusivement en français. Il ne suffit que de voir l’alléchante liste actuelle ci-dessous (peut être modifié donc vérifier le site Montreal Fetish Weekend.

Les atelier auront lieu Samedi & Dimanche les 4 et 5 Sept à L’Hotel des Gouverneurs, 1415 St. Hubert, dans la Salle de Bal. Il y a 3 façons pour participer aux ateliers: passe VIP (c’est inlcus), la passe 1 jour à $40 ou la passe weekend à $60.

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MFW WORKSHOPS IN ENGLISH

CELL POPPING – Mystress Lady Evyl

Come learn about the newest unusual branding technique called Cell Popping. This type of branding consists of tiny, round burns on the skin. Hundreds or thousands of these little marks are combined to create a pointillist design.

EROTIC FIREPLAY BASICS – Pierre Black

What you need to know to safely set you partner on fire quite literally! The how, what, where, and why of erotic heat and fire with a special accent on at-home safety and pleasure dynamics for truly hot play!

EXPLORING CONSEQUENCES – Rigger Jay

Come examine mental and physical games of cause and effect, from simple tasks with intriguing rewards/punishments to kinky Rube Goldberg machines.

WAX PLAY – ALL LEVELS – Contessa Alura

This is a hands-on workshop that will cover various aspects for using hot wax as a form of excitement and eroticism for sensual and intense stimulation. All materials provided.

INTRODUCTION TO SUBMISSION WRESTLING – Mr O.

This introductory level session shows the application of submission wrestling for play. The focus is on techniques that are easy to learn and apply, allowing both players to enjoy their scene safely.

FETISH MODELING – Madria

Be it for pleasure of for profesional purposes, this is an interactive workshop that gives women an insight into sensual posing. Come dresed-up in your favorite fetish wear and lets have fun. Starting with a few tips and a brief photo slide show, ladies are then invited step in front of the camera and test their newfound knowledge. Photos will be emailed following the event.

ALTERNATIVE FITNESS – Maiko Starr

A short introduction to pole dancing with basics spin on the pole and choreography.

MASTER / submissive PROTOCOL – Sir Paul

A workshop set to demistify Master/slave roleplay. How to find the proper play partner and insure a lasting, secure and stable play relationship. How to avoid misunderstandings between players.

SPANKING 101 – Master Kindred

Finding the Pleasures & Pain with spanking and percussion play. This work shop is to provide a different vantage on one of the most basic of play tools, the “hands”. Most everyone has them, but not everyone knows all the deviant & fun ways in which you can use them for play.

ELECTRICAL PLAY – Dunter

Discover the world of electrical play. Learn about the functionality and security aspect of electrical toys. Demonstration and exploration of the known electrical devices such as: tens unit, violet wand, tazer, zapper , fuck machine and electrical collar.

PLEASURE TRAINING – Ze’ev

Imagine, if you will… having a completely mind bending, time distorting, explosive orgasm, sending echoes through each and every part of your body and your mind multiple times, again and again, making you tingly everywhere and unsure whether it’s been a minute, an hour or even a day since that first sensation which sent you into a whirlpool of being so consumed with pleasure, ecstasy and joy, that everything else just ceased to exist.

MFW ATELIER EN FRANÇAIS

HUMILIATION – Dame Elfya

Qu’elle est son bût réel dans le jeu D/s et BDSM alors que celle-ci reste souvent méconnue. L’humiliation représente l’humilité. J’expliquerai l’aspect évolutif et le renforcement positif pour le joueur tout en ayant pour bût de construire une meilleure confiance et estime de soi

RENCONTRE LATEX – Maitresse Zyra & Malcye Doll

DOLLIFICATION – Steffy The Rubber Doll

DRESSAGE – Karen Chessman

While I love writing about sex toys, my true love is erotic fiction. I will appear several times on Beth Wylde’s Yahoo Group this month talking about GLBT issues and promoting my books, in particular “Feral Heat” (m/m/f, m/m), “Lost In Her Mouth” (f/f), “Neighbors” (f/f), and my upcoming June 11, 2010 release “The Fountain Of Youth” (m/m).

Here’s the link to Beth’s Yahoo group:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bethwylde

My release party for “The Fountain Of Youth” will be on Beth’s group on June 24, 2010 from noon until I drop. I will host a contest and a lucky winner will get a FREE copy of “The Fountain Of Youth”!

Look for more contests during the month.

Here are dates. Mark your calendars!

June 07 – GLBTQ open discussion
June 11 – Release Date – “The Fountain Of Youth”.
June 14 – Gay male fiction day – win a free copy of “Feral Heat”!
June 15 – Bi writer’s day
June 21 – F/F day – contests! Win free copy of “Neighbors” and “Lost In Her Mouth”.
June 24 – My chat day with contest! Win a copy of “The Fountain Of Youth”
June 28 – GLBTQ BDSM day

I’m looking forward to talking to all of those who love GLBTQ fiction.

So actor/rabblerouser Nicholas Cage will only eat animals that have, in his opinion, “dignified” sex. He won’t eat pork because he doesn’t like the way pigs do The Nasty. Instead, he munches on chicken and fish. I don’t know whether he’s serious or if he’s pulling reporter’s legs but I thought it would be fun to write about animals sex lives anyway.

I can’t speak for chickens, but ever see how fish get it on? The female lays her eggs and then the male shoots his sperm into the water, fertilizing the eggs. So when it’s spawning season water is chock full of clouds of sperm. I suppose that could be considered dignified.

I bet Nick Cage won’t eat a preying mantis. Females eat males after they copulate but only if they are hungry. We had preying mantids in our leafy canopy at our old house in Maryland. I remember the female and the smaller male. One day, I noticed that the male was missing his head! Holy shit, they must have copulated and she ate him! It was the creepiest thing to see since the male wasn’t dead yet. It wandered around the canopy missing its head. Took the sucker five days to die. I hope I never see a preying mantis ever again.

I bet Nick Cage won’t eat dog, considering that there is now a sex toy for dogs called Hotdoll. The picture below doesn’t look particularly dignified to me.

Here are some strange animal sex habits. I doubt any of these critters will end up on Nick Cage’s dinner plate.

Honey bees: The male’s genitals pop off and get caught inside the Queen when mating. The snapped off penis acts as a plug, preventing other males from copulating with Her Highness. I guess this means Nick Cage won’t put honey in his tea, unless he finds losing the Crown Jewels to be dignified.

Bonobos: Bonobos use sex for EVERYTHING! They “use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange “penis fencing” ritual!”

Red-Sided Garter Snake: One female emerges from hibernation. She releases a pheromone that drives male red-sided garter snakes into an erotic frenzy. Then… ORGY!!! Bonus points – male red-sided garter snakes have two penises. I hear snake tastes like chicken so maybe eating snake isn’t much of a stretch for Nick Cage.

Dolphins: Male dolphins have retractable penises. And they’re prehensile. They even swivel! I hope Nick Cage eats dolphin-safe tuna.

Anyway, there are many more bizarre examples of animal sex at that link so head on over and get an education. Some of these animals do things that sound like something you see in a science fiction movie.

My readers know that I write more than erotica and erotic romance. I’m also a sex writer. In fact, I think I do more sex writing than erotic romance writing. I just started writing for Good Vibrations Magazine, published by the sex toys company Good Vibrations, so I invite you to come check out my articles. Want to read fun articles about sex? Check out Good Vibes Mag!

Here’s the link to my Good Vibrations page, including links and excerpts from all my articles:

http://magazine.goodvibes.com/author/elizabeth-black/

My First Post – Talking ‘Bout Sex, Money, And Raising A Son

My son, who will go by the name The Royal Spawn since my blog is called The Countess, is in college now. He’s had a long-suffering attitude about my sex writing, as in he knows about it but I don’t go into detail because he says it’s TMI. (If you don’t know what TMI stands for, Google it.) When he last came up to Massachusetts from college in Maryland to visit for winter break, I showed him my first book in print form and I was very excited about it. So was he and he was very happy for me, but he backed off and said “but it has naughty words in it”. He wouldn’t touch my book with a ten foot pole.

Lack Of Integrity In Integrity Balls

Purity balls are all the rage. Girls pledged to their fathers that their hymens would remain intact until they married some guy who wasn’t under nearly the same pressure to remain “pure” as they were. As I have previously noted, teens who made abstinence pledges are almost as likely to be infected with a sexually transmitted disease as those who never made the pledge. So much for the effectiveness of purity balls and abstinence pledges.

Don’t forget to read my articles at Sexis Magazine and Alternet.

Elizabeth Black – Alternet
http://www.alternet.org/authors/11032/

Read my article about getting over the G-spot. Here’s the link and a blurb:

Why We Really Need To Get Over The G-Spot
http://tinyurl.com/ykkm6um

Once again, sex experts are arguing over women’s sexuality, and as usual they ignore what women actually say about their sexual arousal and orgasms. This time, English and French sex experts are grousing over whether or not women have the fabled G-spot. The English say no and the French say yes, prompting a commenter on the blog Pandagon to describe the peek-a-boo games the G-spot plays with sex researchers as Schrödinger’s G-spot: “It both exists and doesn’t exist at the same time and the act of observing it changes it.”

Elizabeth Black – Sex Is
http://www.edenfantasys.com/contributors/elizabeth-black/

My latest article is about figging, which I enjoyed very much.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/figging-0102101/

[This post originally appeared on my blog.]

So ladies, are you going to dress immodestly today and start a massive, global earthquake? In case you don’t know, today is the day that women worldwide are urged to bare their boobs, their ankles, and anything else that suits them to start a Boobquake. [For more info on Boobquake, go to Blag Hag.]

The whole business started as a result of Iran’s acting Friday prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, stating the following:

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.”

Technically, it’s really men being lured into adultery by hot women that supposedly increases earthquake activity, so if you like to show ‘em off and seduce married men, go for it today. When I was in college I had several affairs with married men and I’m not aware of any earthquakes occurring in my college town, so Sedighi is flat out wrong. However, in 1981 at the beginning of one affair there were two earthquakes: Dawu (China – a 6.8) and Irian Jaya (Indonesia, 6.8). In 1982 when I was actively involved with two married men there was a magnitude 6.0 earthquake in North Yeman. According to Wikipedia, “It was the first instrumentally recorded earthquake in the Dhamar region.[2] As many as 2,800 people were killed and 1,500 injured.” Wow, in 1983 at the end of my most intense affair there were three earthquakes: Borah Peak (Idaho, 6.9), Coalinga (California, 6.5), and Kopaonik (Serbia, 5.3).

My infidelity reached across the U. S. and across the globe! I am woman! I have boobs! I am powerful!

So, ladies, bare your breasts and dress otherwise immodestly today, lure a married man into your trap, and let’s start some tremors. I want to see some high scale Richter action by midnight tonight. I’m not wearing any underwear and I’m going to walk around the apartment naked. Let the fun begin! Remember that according to throwbacks like Sedighi, married men are not responsible for their own behavior. It’s those loose whores showing off their ankles and long sexy necks that lure those poor dudes into cheating on their long-suffering wives.

[This post first appeared on my blog, The Countess.]

Under the “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know” category is a study that found that work hours in excess of seventy per week wreck havok on your sex life and your marriage. Executives tend to work those kinds of hours, so they should take heed.

Apparently, these long working hours in executive positions is called “the extreme job“. I certainly would not like to work like that. What kind of life would that be?

People with extreme jobs don’t hate their jobs. In fact, the opposite is the case. They love their jobs. They brag about their earnings, their long hours, their work, and all the travel they have to do. The problem is that their families are suffering. Their sexual relationship with their spouses is in the toilet.

Harvard Business Review published the study. Those who work in extreme jobs consider a ten-hour work day a part-time job. What the hell kind of nonsense is that? It’s not new, though. Work hours in general are longer now than they were decades ago. The forty hour work week is getting to be a thing of the past. Plus, there is little job security. I remember that DuPont has laid off a bunch of workers a couple of years ago – just before Christmas. What a great present. I also suspect that those who work in extreme jobs aren’t pulling in the kinds of benefits that jobholders have had in decades past. They don’t take vacations or days off. They even go to work on days that they normally have off. These kinds of jobs also involve travel and “evening entertainment”, which was not identified. As far as I know, that could be anything from mandatory meetings at restaurants to after-work seminars and even meetings in strip clubs, which suck if you’re a woman surrounded by a gaggle of horny guys and you’re trying to discuss the latest sales figures. If anyone reading this post can identify what is meant by “evening entertainment”, please post in comments.

The article I link to described problems men and women in extreme jobs have, saying that “nearly half of men and women who took part in the international research project said their jobs “interfere with having a strong relationship with my spouse/partner.” So much time is spent on the job that relationships with spouses and children suffer. This includes the sexual relationship. These extreme job workers are too tired for sex. That’s not a good thing.

I’d rather see people scale back their working hours and enjoy their lives, but many jobs these days require longer hours and less time with families. I’ve always known that the workplace had never been family-friendly, but it seems to be getting worse. I’m glad I make my own work hours and control how I spend my time.

Anyone reading in an extreme job, or just have ridiculous working hours? Do you enjoy your job? How is your family life faring? Care to discuss the issue in comments?

FetInRealLife is back with two wonderful volunteers demonstrating basic flogger technique, as well as showing off a little bit of the more advanced stuff, just for fun. Great for beginners, or anyone who just wants to see some hot flogging. Next episode, I’ll be back with detailed instructions on how to build your own flogger for a fraction of what they run in stores.

Enjoy!

My new article about why men fake orgasms is up at Alternet. Here’s the link and a blurb:

Why Men Fake Orgasms
http://www.alternet.org/sex/144729/why_men_fake_orgasms

Many women would be surprised to learn that men often fake orgasms. But why? Our limited, patriarchal view of sexuality, of course.

If you thought that only women faked orgasms, you’d be wrong. Plenty of men fake their way out of the sack. How on earth can a guy even fake an orgasm? What is he going to do, spray dish detergent and try to pass it off as semen? More importantly, why would a man want to pull off this kind of bluff?

OTHER ARTICLES AT ALTERNET

My Husband Can’t Get It Up — But We Still Have Viagra-Free Sex
(Reprint from Sexis Magazine)
http://www.alternet.org/story/142807/my_husband_can%27t_get_it_up_–_but_we_still_have_viagra-free_sex/