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x post from Mystress Lady Evyl

Saturday night was quite a night…more on that on a separate blog. But one of our projects of the evening was making a chocolate penis. A friend had a Clone-a-Willy Chocolate Kit for about a year and had not used it yet. Her better half did not feel, how should I say, UP to the challenge in my presence as well so we used a dildo. I did a photo chronical of our project and thought you, my readers, would enjoy it.

Step 1….Get a dildo or an real erect penis

Step 2….Mix gel according to instructions, insert didlo or penis in tube, let set, remove dildo or penis and voilà…we have a mold.

Step 3….Melt chocolate carefully with burning it in microwave and let it cool to directions. Poor chocolate into the mold, place stick in chocolate and place in fridge to harden.

Step 4….Remove from mold gently and there you go…a chocolate replica of your favorite dick!

You then have several choices!

You can get a male friend to play with it and let him pretend his cock really does taste like chocolate!

or…

circumcise it like I did in good FemDom spirit!

Guaranteed fun!

Mystress Lady Evyl

Yes we also have a monthly KONTEST!!!

Congrats to our February Winner: callie!

The top 5 commented post of each month will be republished on this page. Consider it the Kinky Cream of the Crop Listing. Out of that list of 5 posts I WANT YOU to comment on your favorite. You must comment on this page to be eligible (Authors cannot vote for their own post).

At the end of each month, 1 commenter’s name will be drawn randomly and he/she will win the prize provided by FunseXXXtoys. So make sure to leave an email (will not be seen by viewers) where we can contact you!

Prize to be awarded on March 31, 2009

Little Devil Electric toy, a nice little compact electrical toy! When the two spikes contact skin, they give off a mild to fairly intense electrical shock (comparable to a TENS unit).  Price valued at approx $49.99.

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PVC Fitted Bed Sheets

Turn your bed into a sexual fetish playground with these fitted PVC sex sheets. These fitted sheets are easy to put on your mattress and then you and your partner can roll around and enjoy each other in comfort. When you’re done, you can easily wash the sheets and use them again.Specifications:Sheets fit mattresses up to 18 inches deep.Are machine washable.Center seam free.Elastic edged.Grease, water, sweat and lube proof.Two sizes available: Queen and King.

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PVC Pillowcases

When creating a hot PVC look for your bedroom, don’t forget to include this stylish pillowcase. While they do what pillowcases do, they have a flair with a shiny PVC material that’s very comfortable.Specifications:There are two sizes available, Standard and King.You receive one pillowcase per order.

UNIRAM MANUAL SEX MACHINE W VIBRATOR

Oh I love this. I think I had part of this as an exercise equipement 20 years ago. Should have kept it!

UNIRAM PROVIDES THE ULTIMATE SEXUAL STIMULATION FOR HER OR HIM! – RECEIVE PLEASURE AND WORK OUT(ORGASM) AT THE SAME TIME – YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL! – NO WRONG MOVEMENTS AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME.

UNIRAM ONLY TAKES 16% OF THE PRESSURE THAT AN AVERAGE THIGH EXERCISE UNIT REQUIRES – THIS ITEM REQUIRES ONLY 5 LB’S OF PRESSURE TO GIVE YOU 5 INCHES OF FORWARD THRUST – 22.5 W- 10 L – 6 H = CONVENIENTLY FITS IN YOUR CARRY ON LUGGAGE – THIS ITEM WAS FEATURED IN THE CLUB INTERNATIONAL AND ADULT NOVELTY BUSINESS MAGAZINES – PINK MODEL WEIGHS ONLY 1 LB WITHOUT THE DILDO

Cute Rhinestone Lock

Add a little sexy sparkle to any For Your Nymphomation storage case with our adorable lock upgrades. Do you love bling-bling? Choose any of our silver toned rhinestone locks, now available in red, black, purple, and clear stones. We wouldn’t be surprised if you have more to lock up than just your precious toys in a For Your Nymphomation storage case! Use these locks for collars, wrist and ankle restraints, and more! Lock comes with 2 keys.Available in

- red

- black

- purple

-clear

Exam Room Table

EXAM TABLE The 5100 series line of precision built exam tables come standard with the most innovative and requested feature in the industry.

RODDICKGEAR’s high quality doesn’t come at the expense of practicality or affordability. Every RODDICKGEAR exam table is designed to providprovide maximum patient comfort and years of trouble fee use. There’s a reason the 5100 series is the most recognized and imitated line of exam tables in the industry.

Measurements Width: 26.5 (67.3cm) Height: 35 (88.9cm) Length: 58.5-77.5 (129.5cm-182.9cm) Stirrup: 3 lateral positions 10, 37, and 52 degrees: Infinitely adjustable over length of bar Tray: Foot Rest: Adjustment: Standard Features Comfort Top (vacuum formed and seamless) Easy glide comfort stirrups Upholstered removable leg rest Pelvic lift 7.5 degrees Pull-out SS non-slip step (7.75H) Paper roll holder Plastic 9 x 9 drip pan 2 doors Options / Accessories – 035 Articulated arm board assembly ( specify patient right or left) – 039 Accessory rails – 251 Bierhoff knee cructhes – 810 restraint straps – 820 SS drain pa.

A day early this month…cause won’t have time on Jan 01st!

CONGRATULATIONS to our December Winner: luna KM!

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Prize to be awarded on January 31, 2009

Red on black Leather Arm Binder

This stunning red on black leather Arm Binder with lacing binding is ideal for all your sexual fantasies to come true. It is quality tempered with shoulder straps, buckles topping off with a single D-ring finishing with a lace-up style. There is soft nylon lining on the inside. This is one size fits all. For custom orders, please send us an email. Price valued at approx $110.00

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CONGRATULATIONS to our November Winner: Angel!

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The top 5 commented post of each month will be republished on this page. Consider it the Kinky Cream of the Crop Listing. Out of that list of 5 posts I WANT YOU to comment on your favorite. You must comment on this page to be eligible (Authors cannot vote for their own post).

At the end of each month, 1 commenter’s name will be drawn randomly and he/she will win the prize provided by FunseXXXtoys. So make sure to leave an email (will not be seen by viewers) where we can contact you!

Prize to be awarded on December 31, 2008

Cleopatra Cream – Cool Mint

Mint flavored cream gives a tingling sensation to the vagina. Sensual Enhancement for Her…A Tasty Foreplay Experience! Designed for Clitoral Excitement and Orgasmic Pleasure. Arouses Sexual Desire for Heightened Sensitivity and Passion.

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The top 5 commented post of each month will be republished on this page. Consider it the Kinky Cream of the Crop Listing. Out of that list of 5 posts I WANT YOU to comment on your favorite. You must comment on this page to be eligible (Authors cannot vote for their own post).

At the end of each month, 1 commenter’s name will be drawn randomly and he/she will win the prize provided by FunseXXXtoys. So make sure to leave an email (will not be seen by viewers) where we can contact you!

Prize to be award on November 30th, 2008

a Fetish Double Slapper Paddle

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