Dec 23
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Dec 02
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks, honey” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her
neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
“Oh,” she explained, “the egg timer’s broken.”
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Oct 07
Cinful’s K.J.T.- Why Kids Leave Home
Posted by cinful on Tuesday Oct 7, 2008 Under Humor, Kinky Joke Tuesday, cinful
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Sep 23
Cinful: KJT
Posted by cinful on Tuesday Sep 23, 2008 Under Humor, Kinky Joke Tuesday, Masochism, cinful
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Sep 18
When Good Ads Go Wrong…
Posted by cinful on Thursday Sep 18, 2008 Under Humor, Kink, Relationships, cinfulWell, about 2 years ago I got bored of seeing the same old ads on fetish personals sites. And so, in a fit of silliness, I wrote the following ad thinking it was sure to get a few responses. Sadly, it got little to no attention. Don’t people have a sense of humour when it comes to seeking romance and/or fun? I wonder…
You decide for yourself; would this make you want to say hi?
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Vancouver, there lived an adorable little slavegirl.
The little slavegirl had a loving family, good friends, and a humble career, She enjoyed movies, writing, and photography, and many other creative activities.
Now, the little slavegirl was quite a happy girl, except for one terrible thing…Despite wearing sexy lingerie and attending many fetish balls she lived alone in her cozy little tower. Alone with no one to worship, honour and serve.
Poor little slavegirl!
No one knew why she suffered this terrible fate. It was not like she was ever cheeky, not this little slavegirl, she was always the perfect example of cheerful obedience. Really, she was! Honest!
An un-owned slavegirl is a sad thing to behold and a sadder thing to be, so the little slavegirl thought she’d call out over the magic waves of the internet for her Master-Right to come rescue her from a life lacking in service and certain delicious forms of worship.
Only single, dominant men, over 40, living near her tower can hear her voice as she calls out her optimistic little chant…
“Slavegirl, Ready For Use…Slavegirl, Ready For Use…”
Shhh, if you listen carefully, you can hear her…
Are you the one who can save her from a life lacking in servitude?
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Sep 16
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Sep 09
Cinful’s Kinky Joke Tuesday
Posted by cinful on Tuesday Sep 9, 2008 Under Cunnilingus, Humor, Kinky Joke Tuesday, cinful
Bad puppy! BAAAD puppy…or maybe a very good puppy??
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Sep 06
DallasKink hearts KinkySexLink
Posted by DallasKink on Saturday Sep 6, 2008 Under Exhibitionism, Flirting, HumorWelcome kinksters and freaks…
I posted recently, about starting a blog here at KinkySexLink and the next thing *I* know… there is a photo in my inbox.
What kind of black magic fuels your attraction, Lady Evyl?! The need to kink is compelling in some… Hardwired in the DNA. It can be ignored for awhile. Repressed. But under the surface it lurks.
In others, kink is center stage in daily life. Wearing collars in public and such.
What do you need to ‘keep your kink flow rollin’? How does it compel you?
Maybe this twisted reader has a thing for witty, kinky writing… and sharpies.
I just tend to keep *alot* of rope around…
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Sep 04
An old form of Breast Torture?
Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Thursday Sep 4, 2008 Under Humor, Mystress Lady EvylGood thing times have changed !
Mystress Lady Evyl
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Sep 03
Well after Lady Raven posted about an Evil-o-meter….I had to try it.
Here are the result:
See, I was not lying…I’m bad 
Mystress Lady Evyl
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