Feb 10

Pleasure Me 64 times

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Wednesday Feb 10, 2010 Under Reviews, Sex Toys

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Editor’s Pick

  • LELO Ina by Raven Quince

    • Yes! Yes! Yes! Do it again! Mmmmmm! Wow. Thank you, baby.

    INA has given me insta-orgasms. On my first try, despite not knowing how to work the controller and accidentally attempting to insert both parts of it into me, I fumbled my way to a gushing orgasm in just a few quick minutes. The second trial included my husband’s cock and a butt plug – I came strongly and in no time flat. INA my new best friend.

    Note: Possibly the most adorable LELO review ever! Who doesn’t love to see photos of the reviewer in a bunny suit to celebrate LELO’s awesome rabbit vibe! Seriously, go look at the pictures and read it.

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Feb 04

Orchid G + Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot Combo

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Thursday Feb 4, 2010 Under Reviews, Sex Toys

My latest toy forays took me deep inside of me, all the way to the G-spot. I could not pass up the opportunity to review this great combo offered by the amazing Babeland site. Up for grabs were the Orchid G-spot vibrator and the Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot book by Violet Blue. By the way you can get the combo at a special price or each item separately as well.

Since I was traveling last week the Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot book was a perfect companion on the plane…just kind of hid the cover pic a bit he he. It was an easy read that I finished with my flight out and back. I am a HUGE fan of Violet blue’s podcast Open Source Sex so I was very familiar with her work already. I knew this was not gonna be some prettied up ignorant info but a factual resource that is straight forward and witty. I was not disappointed on that level.

The book is presented as follow: an intro,  female anatomy, how to explore your G-spot, female ejaculation, tips and tricks, how to incorporate G-spot play with other sexual activities and there are even 4 short erotica stories here and there to inspire.

Now I am somewhat more educated then most on the G-spot manner so I can’t say it was full of discoveries but I definitely learned a few facts and can add some tricks to my arsenal. I have had G-spot orgasms by fluke in the past, even have squirted, but I have  never really ‘lied down’ and taken the time to explore my G-spots potential. Reading the book did motivate me to do so. I am very happy to ad this book to my growing naughty library.

The Orchid G-spot vibrator is really well designed for its purpose. The power of this is in the head, so its great for clit stimulation, or G-spot stimulation with insertion. the best G-spot toys are made og good quality hard plastic with a curved balled end…this is definitely the case here.

I have read a lot of women find the size of the head to be too big for insertion. Its about he size of a small egg. I did not have that problem (and no I am not loose). I find if I use it like I’m being fucked, I can cum in very short order. It is a noisy toy though so not for discreet play. But I live alone so do not care. So i am very happy with this vibrator…even if I have yet to reach the sweet spot orgasm with it yet.

Got to keep working at it with this Orchid G + Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot Combo ;-)

Specs

Orchid G

  • Size: 8″ (outer curve) x 1-3/8″ (widest point)
  • Material: Plastic
  • Batteries: Two AA

Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot by Violet Blue

  • Binding Style: Paperback
  • Type: Sex Info/How-To
  • Number of Pages: 160
  • Copyright: 2007
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Dec 08

Pleasurists Me 56

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Tuesday Dec 8, 2009 Under Anal Sex, Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews

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Snow Bunny by carvenaked

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Editor’s Pick

  • Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Ashley

    • At the core of the book is this: it is very, very difficult to study human beings sexually in a scientific setting. Science and sex are both delicate things and no normal human being is going to act the way they normally do while doing the down and dirty if they’re being watched, probed, evaluated, hooked to machines, and so on.

    Note: Some EP’s are picked because of the review itself and some are picked because the product made me go “Oooooh, want!” This one is definitely the latter. That’s not to say the review isn’t good too, it’s just overshadowed by my desire to read this and everything else by Mary Roach. Will you have the same reaction?

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Dec 02

Little Flirt

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Wednesday Dec 2, 2009 Under Anal Sex, Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews, Sex Toys

When I saw the newest toy Babeland.com offered up for grabs as a review I jumped on it.Yep a nice little butt plug. Emphasis on little. Being a Dominant BDSM practionner I already have a nice selection of butt plugs but only had a cheap flimsy little one. Let’s face it most sub already can take more then the little one or I’ll just go with a latex covered finger or two.

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But a little while back I had read and reviewed a book called Anal Pleasure and Health by Jack Morin, Ph.D. I did have an ‘ewww’ factor on my own anal pleasure but the book made me reconsider perhaps being more open (pun intended) to the idea. It works a lot on the psychlogical aspect of it….which I have been doing on and off for a while now. So then enters my new patner. He is patient and experienced and so I decided to explore my back door SLOWLY with him. I am not gonna go into details but its a slow but steadily improvement.

Back to the review. the toy offered was the Little Flirt, a 100% medical grade silicone butt plug by one of my favorite toy manufacturers: Tantus. I was like “yesss!” a nice small plug to start. Its got a big advantage shape wise compared to other similar sized plugs: it tapers bag down at the base which helps to keep it in. alos the base is nice and thick unlike other ones that can be flimsy. Silicone is non-porous, hygienic and pliable. this makes for easy cleaning and care. They can be cleaned  with soap and water but they can also be disinfected if you boil them (unless there is a motor) for 5-10 minutes or put them in your dishwasher.

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So how was the Little Flirt for me? Very nice the first time. I graduated past it right away unfortunately. Nothing to do with the toy, I was just apparently already ready for the next step. Again I think I was ready in my head. But if you are totally new and nervous to anal play it is the perfect size because it is not intimidating. Its like a finger. So will keep it very handy and nearby for subs (with a condom on it of course)

Specs:

  • Size: 3-1/4″ x 1″
  • Material: Silicone

Thank you Babeland.com in helping me with my derrière explorations. Two thumbs up on this one!

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Nov 20

Adult Babies Down Under

Posted by pamperedpenny on Friday Nov 20, 2009 Under AB/DL, Age Play, Discussion, Mommies/Daddies, Penny Play, Pro-Dom/me, Reviews

From PamperedPenny.com.

Like most sex workers, I have an obsession with any depiction of sex workers in the mass media. I’ve been watching “Satisfaction,” an Australian show that started in 2007. I’m only on the first season, but there’s a character who is a male adult baby.While the depiction isn’t entirely accurate (I’ve never met an AB who is so completely asexual) it is very pro-AB. The escort he hires as his Mummy is a lesbian and they use that as a way to draw parallels between homosexual rights and his desire for “a clean nappy and the right to suck my thumb.” He lost his job as a school principal upon being discovered, which I can sort of see the logic behind. My problem isn’t that he’s an AB, but that he can’t keep his private life separate from his work. If I knew ANYTHING about my kid’s principal’s sexlife, I’d think it was really inappropriate. What the heck was the character doing that people found out that he likes to wear diapers and hire a woman to pretend to be his Mummy and take care of him? At the very least, he needed a lesson in discretion.

They also circumvented some issues. The sex thing for one. Although a lot of ABs claim it’s not sexual, I’ve never met one who turned down sex in nappies when it was offered. Never. Then again, my site is 100% porn, so maybe they just don’t come here. They also didn’t deal with the wetting and messing issue. When he insisted on a diaper change, the Mummy was reluctant only to discover that he was only faking. Relieved, she went along with it.

There was another issue that came up in a later episode that wasn’t really delt with realistically, but I certainly wish it had been. The AB was throwing a tantrum and kicked the Mummy so hard that she fell over. Snapping out of AB mode he came around and apologised extensively, explaining that he had gotten carried away, then leaving promptly. I had a client who puked in session once and then expected me to clean him up. He was, of course, disappointed when I reminded him that I was a professional Mommy, not his mother, and that I have limits that need to be respected, one of them being vomit.

It was really cute seeing the Mummy ask some of the questions that most people do when they first encounted infantilism. One of the things she calls him on is that he can walk, to which he hautilly responds, “I’m a toddler, then!” When she asks him why he doensn’t even want to get help he asks, “Am I hurting somebody? Am I a threat?” In other words, why fix it if it ain’t broken?

One tough issue they don’t skirt is the difference between real maternal love and the special intimacy between a Mummy and an AB. The Mummy is actually trying to start a family with her partner and they’re able to compare her desire to be a mother with her in-scene reactions.

Overall I think that they did a really good job representing an adult baby on the show, his weaknesses, his strengths, his innocence. It’s just too bad that they didn’t spend more time on it.

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Nov 09

Bound to Please

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Monday Nov 9, 2009 Under Bondage, Mystress Lady Evyl, Restraints, Reviews

My lastest review toy comes from my new lovely friends at LoveHoney. They have recently added a full line of bondage, fetish and BDSM gear to there store for beginners to advanced users.

Today I will discuss the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather D-Ring Ankle Cuff Restraints. These are really nice ankle cuffs to have in your toy chest. They are great for both the very curious beginner and those who have been around the restraint block a few times. These premium leather cuffs are quite supple and light. I like the nice width of the cuffs as well. Sometimes cuffs look thin but not with these. Also you can wear these cuffs for hours without any discomfort.

Each restraint has 3 D rings which is great for multiple ties during a restraint session. Sometimes one D ring is not enough so I really like the fact that there are 3. Each D ring is also very securely attached to the cuffs. Although there is no lining covering the inside of the cuff the attachement points are totally smooth so very comfortable to wear.

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I just LOVE restriction so anything that has a padlock closure is sure to please me! I adore the fact that my sub is totally at my mercy to remove the toy. These cuffs are secured on the partner padlocks and there are 5 slits to adjust to the right size. Now no product is perfect and here is my one negative point: the padlocks that come with the cuffs are terribly cheap. I strongly suggest any flimsy padlocks included with new toys be tossed in the garbage right away and be replaced with the real deal. I am really not kidding, I have seen people get stuck in restraints because the flimsy padlock would not open. But this in no way should scare you off from these cuffs…the cuffs themselves are great and purchasing a couple of good padlocks is a minor investment that can be used on other toys too.

Finally my favorite thing about the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather D-Ring Ankle Cuff Restraints is the included the removable chain. You can just snap it on or off and they give you about 8 inches of play. Now what is more fun then watching your sub walking small steps and looking like a penguin. Perfect opportunity for some teasing and humiliation. I just wish they could not be removed so easily by perhaps the sub himself he he.

Specs

  • Length: 12 inches
  • Width: 2.25 inches
  • Adjusts to ankles 9 to 11 inches in circumference
  • Fastening type: Lock and key
  • Material: Leather

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I give these ankle cuffs a 4star. Thank you again LoveHoney for the opportunity to review for you.

Mystress Lady Evyl

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Nov 06

Pleasurists #52

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Friday Nov 6, 2009 Under Reviews, Sex Toys

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

    • I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.

    Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.

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Oct 23

Illuminated by Alumina

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Friday Oct 23, 2009 Under Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews, Safer Sex, Sex Toys

Oh, what a joy and a delight to review this toy graciously sent to me by Tantus, one of my “fetish” toy manufactures.Their stuff is beautiful, sleek, top quality…just phenomenal sex toys.

I have been ANXIOUSLY waiting for a chance to try an aluminum dildo so when I got this in the mail I was beyond excited. Oh My God…the Alumina Motion is beyond a work of art. My heart skipped a beat when I held it the first time. It came in a lovely black box, cushioned securely in foam.The anodized purple color makes it look so ultra modern. I could not help but admire the spade shapes in various sizes as my eyes traveled up and down both ends. one end wide and one end very narrow, almost pen like. It looked heavy. I picked it up and it was not quite as heave as I expected, it is aluminum …a lighter metal after all. But what actually struck me first was its cool sleek touch. And when I say cool I mean temperature wise. But it quickly warms up with handling to your body temp which only makes this toy even more yummy.

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Now the Motion is one of 4 models in the Alumina collection. There is also the Pace, Flow and Revolve. This is where you realize how brilliantly designed this series is. Each toy is actually two halves that can be unscrewed and can be screwed into the other Tantus Alumina toys. You can create a many unique combination.

It does not require a lot of lube and both ends can be inserted…the smaller end obviously ideal for anal. Since it is a non-porous toy it is very easy to clean. Just use hot water and soap. You can even put it in the dishwasher or boil it. But if you are to share in the same session condoms are always the safe way to go.

Specification
Diameter: 1 3/8″ – 1″
Length: 8.25″
Weight: 8.77 oz.
Material: Aluminum

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Now as amazing as it looked I was afraid I would not like it much because after the ‘head’ part it narrows so much I figured I would not get that feeling of fullnest. I was, gladly, beyond wrong. Its shape make for a divine vaginal entry. Its like fitting a perfect tight glove but your vagina is the glove. It molds and countours itself around the curves of the Alumina Motion unlike anything I quite experienced before. And you can feel its temperature changing, slow warming to your body’s heat. And I also discovered two magical feelings with it. My favorite motion was actually the full head in but having a shallow in and out motion (pun, yep) because it hits the g-spot in a most unique way…wow. Second another wonderful feeling is to insert it about half way in and then let go of it. It won’t slip out because of the design and gravity takes over giving you a weighted feeling that is just delicious.

There is one precaution to advise with this toy…be carefull not to push it in to fast to far or you will hit the cervix in a not so nice but painfull way. You have to experiment a little bit and know how far you can push it in comfortably. Same goes for anal insertion.

Simply put the Alumina Motion is the caviar, the Bentley of dildos I have come across so far, a full 5star

Mystress Lady Evyl

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Oct 09

Nuby Baby Products

Posted by pamperedpenny on Friday Oct 9, 2009 Under AB/DL, Age Play, Mommies/Daddies, Penny Play, Reviews

From PamperedPenny.com

Of course diapers and the #1 AB must-have, but also up there is a bottle. Of course ideally everyone would have a nice, modified baby bottle with a huge nipple, but if you’re on vacation and the mood strikes or if you just can’t really have things like that delivered anywhere, I really like the Nuby baby bottles and sippy cups. In fact, in some ways, I like them more than the big nipple bottles anyway. I always tell people that they should get one.

Nuby does a lot of products for babies, toddlers, and even a few that would be okay for older kids. My first Nuby was this sippy cup in red. My Daddy and I just saw it at the groccery store and I asked for it. The top isn’t like most other sippy cups, which are hard plastic. Instead, it’s a nice, soft material that feels a bit like a thick, rubber nipple, but softer and more pliable, giving a really pleasant oral experience for the AB drinking from it–me! I fell in love with it and for almost a week it was the only thing I would use, eschewing even my favorite teddy bear sippy cup.

After my sippy cup, I got the bottle, also in red. (I wish they made things in pink, but I have yet to see any in stores.) Usually when I get a new bottle, I cut a small cross in the top so that the liquid is easier to get out. Of course grown-ups have bigger mouths than those bottles are usually meant for, and it can be really hard to get anything out. And then the bottle starts making that weird, annoying sucking sound. Ugh. No thanks. The Nuby nipple didn’t need this little bit of surgery. Maybe it’s made for toddlers who still want a bottle or something, since it has handles, but I absolutely love it. Usually things that you just find in a store are too small or need to be modified in some way, but these were really perfect.

Next I want to try their medical set. I actually enjoy mixing medical play with regression quite a bit. Layers upon layers of nurturing and affectionate care.

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Sep 28

**BLUSH**

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Monday Sep 28, 2009 Under Kinky Sex Link, Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews

I was sent this link by Sex Blog Conspiracy who did a little write up on my 2 blogs. I was blushing from all the shameless gushing they wrote about my efforts. Read it here: KinkySexLink and LadyEvyl’s virtual empire

Although the writers were forced to take a hiatus they assured me they are back up and will be posting like crazy!

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