FunseXXXtoys Thursday

Posted by FunseXXXtoys Chick on Thursday Feb 18, 2010 Under FunseXXXtoys Thursday, Sex Toys

1.50″ Ultimate Cock Ring (Penis, Erection Enhancer)

Manufacturer: Hardwear
$96.00 at publishing
Product #: CNVSPL-wm0308

This ultimate male enhancer helps men to achieve penis erection faster, and delivers a dramatically harder and larger erect penis for sex instantly. Boasting a design that is both stunning and scientifically engineered to fit and enhance the male genital apparatus this amazing cock ring produces unbelievably intense erections, acutely heightened sexual sensation, allows men to control ejaculation for long lasting sex that concludes with an orgasm of unmatched strength and intensity.

Formed of a space age alloy, this Swill Army knife of sexual enhancement boasts a 2 piece metal design that is adjustable so that men can perfect the fit, compact, dynamic and simply the best male sexual enhancer available. The amazing horseshoe cock ring also makes an ideal penis pump ring, can be worn under clothes for a bigger bulge, and can do its penis enlarging\erection enhancing magic either worn around balls and erection togeather or on the shaft of the penis.

Also available in:

  • The 1.50 size is a favorite for shaft wear but can also be worn around the entire male package in some cases.
  • The 1.75 size is a favorite for behind the balls wear but is also popular for shaft wear for guys with very thick shafts.
  • The 2.00 size is a favorite for behind the balls wear.
  • The 2.25 size is a favorite for behind the balls wears.

Check the sizing chart for more details.

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Pleasure Me 64 times

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Wednesday Feb 10, 2010 Under Reviews, Sex Toys

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Editor’s Pick

  • LELO Ina by Raven Quince
  • Yes! Yes! Yes! Do it again! Mmmmmm! Wow. Thank you, baby.

    INA has given me insta-orgasms. On my first try, despite not knowing how to work the controller and accidentally attempting to insert both parts of it into me, I fumbled my way to a gushing orgasm in just a few quick minutes. The second trial included my husband’s cock and a butt plug – I came strongly and in no time flat. INA my new best friend.

    Note: Possibly the most adorable LELO review ever! Who doesn’t love to see photos of the reviewer in a bunny suit to celebrate LELO’s awesome rabbit vibe! Seriously, go look at the pictures and read it.

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Orchid G + Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot Combo

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Thursday Feb 4, 2010 Under Reviews, Sex Toys

My latest toy forays took me deep inside of me, all the way to the G-spot. I could not pass up the opportunity to review this great combo offered by the amazing Babeland site. Up for grabs were the Orchid G-spot vibrator and the Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot book by Violet Blue. By the way you can get the combo at a special price or each item separately as well.

Since I was traveling last week the Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot book was a perfect companion on the plane…just kind of hid the cover pic a bit he he. It was an easy read that I finished with my flight out and back. I am a HUGE fan of Violet blue’s podcast Open Source Sex so I was very familiar with her work already. I knew this was not gonna be some prettied up ignorant info but a factual resource that is straight forward and witty. I was not disappointed on that level.

The book is presented as follow: an intro,  female anatomy, how to explore your G-spot, female ejaculation, tips and tricks, how to incorporate G-spot play with other sexual activities and there are even 4 short erotica stories here and there to inspire.

Now I am somewhat more educated then most on the G-spot manner so I can’t say it was full of discoveries but I definitely learned a few facts and can add some tricks to my arsenal. I have had G-spot orgasms by fluke in the past, even have squirted, but I have  never really ‘lied down’ and taken the time to explore my G-spots potential. Reading the book did motivate me to do so. I am very happy to ad this book to my growing naughty library.

The Orchid G-spot vibrator is really well designed for its purpose. The power of this is in the head, so its great for clit stimulation, or G-spot stimulation with insertion. the best G-spot toys are made og good quality hard plastic with a curved balled end…this is definitely the case here.

I have read a lot of women find the size of the head to be too big for insertion. Its about he size of a small egg. I did not have that problem (and no I am not loose). I find if I use it like I’m being fucked, I can cum in very short order. It is a noisy toy though so not for discreet play. But I live alone so do not care. So i am very happy with this vibrator…even if I have yet to reach the sweet spot orgasm with it yet.

Got to keep working at it with this Orchid G + Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot Combo ;-)

Specs

Orchid G

  • Size: 8″ (outer curve) x 1-3/8″ (widest point)
  • Material: Plastic
  • Batteries: Two AA

Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot by Violet Blue

  • Binding Style: Paperback
  • Type: Sex Info/How-To
  • Number of Pages: 160
  • Copyright: 2007
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Little Flirt

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Wednesday Dec 2, 2009 Under Anal Sex, Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews, Sex Toys

When I saw the newest toy Babeland.com offered up for grabs as a review I jumped on it.Yep a nice little butt plug. Emphasis on little. Being a Dominant BDSM practionner I already have a nice selection of butt plugs but only had a cheap flimsy little one. Let’s face it most sub already can take more then the little one or I’ll just go with a latex covered finger or two.

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But a little while back I had read and reviewed a book called Anal Pleasure and Health by Jack Morin, Ph.D. I did have an ‘ewww’ factor on my own anal pleasure but the book made me reconsider perhaps being more open (pun intended) to the idea. It works a lot on the psychlogical aspect of it….which I have been doing on and off for a while now. So then enters my new patner. He is patient and experienced and so I decided to explore my back door SLOWLY with him. I am not gonna go into details but its a slow but steadily improvement.

Back to the review. the toy offered was the Little Flirt, a 100% medical grade silicone butt plug by one of my favorite toy manufacturers: Tantus. I was like “yesss!” a nice small plug to start. Its got a big advantage shape wise compared to other similar sized plugs: it tapers bag down at the base which helps to keep it in. alos the base is nice and thick unlike other ones that can be flimsy. Silicone is non-porous, hygienic and pliable. this makes for easy cleaning and care. They can be cleaned  with soap and water but they can also be disinfected if you boil them (unless there is a motor) for 5-10 minutes or put them in your dishwasher.

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So how was the Little Flirt for me? Very nice the first time. I graduated past it right away unfortunately. Nothing to do with the toy, I was just apparently already ready for the next step. Again I think I was ready in my head. But if you are totally new and nervous to anal play it is the perfect size because it is not intimidating. Its like a finger. So will keep it very handy and nearby for subs (with a condom on it of course)

Specs:

  • Size: 3-1/4″ x 1″
  • Material: Silicone

Thank you Babeland.com in helping me with my derrière explorations. Two thumbs up on this one!

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What a Fire Hose!

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Wednesday Nov 25, 2009 Under Sex Toys

The 2010 Fire Fighters Calendar:

Feast your eyes on the hard-working men and women of Washington State’s bravest with the 2010 Fire Fighters Calendar. These sultry photo portraits-no full-frontal nudity, sorry-come with notes from the fire fighters themselves on their work experience and hobbies. But most importantly, proceeds from sales of this glossy wall calendar benefit the Washington State Council of Fire Fighters Burn Foundation, so it’s eye candy for a good cause. Measures 12″ x 12″.

Sexy Santa Night with Firemen Event for a good cause
Babeland – 707 E. Pike St. Seattle, Thursday, December 10, 6-9 PM, Free
You’ll get plenty of eye-candy this season with sexy firefighters playing Santa at Babeland! Firefighters who posed for a pin-up-style calendar for the WSCFF Burn Foundation will be on hand signing calendars and posing for photos. As if that isn’t enough, you could win free sex toys, too, depending on how naughty or nice you’ve been. Calendar sales benefit burn research programs, send injured kids to summer camp, and provide burn prevention kits.

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Have you seen this great We-Vibe Couple’s Kit. An awesome price for the new toy that has revolutionized sex and vibes in ONE! The kit includes:

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Free Holiday Shipping on orders of $50 or more for a limited time*

Babeland gets you ready for the holidays by offering free UPS ground shipping on web domestic orders of $50 or more
Enjoy free shipping on orders of $50 or more through Thursday, December 10 at midnight PST!

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Pleasurists #52

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Friday Nov 6, 2009 Under Reviews, Sex Toys

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
  • I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.

    Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.

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Illuminated by Alumina

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Friday Oct 23, 2009 Under Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews, Safer Sex, Sex Toys

Oh, what a joy and a delight to review this toy graciously sent to me by Tantus, one of my “fetish” toy manufactures.Their stuff is beautiful, sleek, top quality…just phenomenal sex toys.

I have been ANXIOUSLY waiting for a chance to try an aluminum dildo so when I got this in the mail I was beyond excited. Oh My God…the Alumina Motion is beyond a work of art. My heart skipped a beat when I held it the first time. It came in a lovely black box, cushioned securely in foam.The anodized purple color makes it look so ultra modern. I could not help but admire the spade shapes in various sizes as my eyes traveled up and down both ends. one end wide and one end very narrow, almost pen like. It looked heavy. I picked it up and it was not quite as heave as I expected, it is aluminum …a lighter metal after all. But what actually struck me first was its cool sleek touch. And when I say cool I mean temperature wise. But it quickly warms up with handling to your body temp which only makes this toy even more yummy.

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Now the Motion is one of 4 models in the Alumina collection. There is also the Pace, Flow and Revolve. This is where you realize how brilliantly designed this series is. Each toy is actually two halves that can be unscrewed and can be screwed into the other Tantus Alumina toys. You can create a many unique combination.

It does not require a lot of lube and both ends can be inserted…the smaller end obviously ideal for anal. Since it is a non-porous toy it is very easy to clean. Just use hot water and soap. You can even put it in the dishwasher or boil it. But if you are to share in the same session condoms are always the safe way to go.

Specification
Diameter: 1 3/8″ – 1″
Length: 8.25″
Weight: 8.77 oz.
Material: Aluminum

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Now as amazing as it looked I was afraid I would not like it much because after the ‘head’ part it narrows so much I figured I would not get that feeling of fullnest. I was, gladly, beyond wrong. Its shape make for a divine vaginal entry. Its like fitting a perfect tight glove but your vagina is the glove. It molds and countours itself around the curves of the Alumina Motion unlike anything I quite experienced before. And you can feel its temperature changing, slow warming to your body’s heat. And I also discovered two magical feelings with it. My favorite motion was actually the full head in but having a shallow in and out motion (pun, yep) because it hits the g-spot in a most unique way…wow. Second another wonderful feeling is to insert it about half way in and then let go of it. It won’t slip out because of the design and gravity takes over giving you a weighted feeling that is just delicious.

There is one precaution to advise with this toy…be carefull not to push it in to fast to far or you will hit the cervix in a not so nice but painfull way. You have to experiment a little bit and know how far you can push it in comfortably. Same goes for anal insertion.

Simply put the Alumina Motion is the caviar, the Bentley of dildos I have come across so far, a full 5star

Mystress Lady Evyl

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Quickie Contest

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Friday Oct 16, 2009 Under Contests, Mystress Lady Evyl, Sex Toys

UPDATE October 20, 2009 – 10 am EST

Our winner is c5ive – Congratulations

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Win a Smart Balls Teneo – Uno donated by Babeland.com. I received an extra one of this lovely toy reviewed here. I swear its a second one, not the one tested…all in a nice new box and all !!!

How to win?

I’ll pick a name randomly from those playing this game …

Caption this picture (deadline October 20, 2009 – 9 am EST):

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Tres, Dos…nah, Uno

Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Monday Sep 21, 2009 Under Mystress Lady Evyl, Orgasm Control, Reviews, Sex Toys

Today I have another great toy to tell you about from  Babeland.com, THE women-friendly place to buy sex toys.

I have been very curious about this type of toy, or should I say exerciser, for a while so when I had a chance to try it I jumped at the occasion. Let me introduce to you the Smart Balls Teneo – Uno from Fun Factory. This little ball will strengthen your pelvic muscle and tone it back into shape. It helps you perform what is known as kegel exercices. The benefits of a strong pelvic floor is stronger orgasms, preparation for easier birthing and help for those sufferring from incontinence. But let’s stick with the stronger orgasms reason he he.

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This particular model is perfect for the beginner. It is shaped like an oblong ball with a nice textured pattern, in various colors, and a loop at one end. When you move it you will feel a weighted ball rolling inside. This ball is the secret of its mechanics. See the beauty of using a special ball for kegel exercise is that you can be totally lazy. How? Well when you lube it up a little bit and insert it into your vagina you can just go about your daily business as if you had nothing in you. But what actually happens is that the ball inside the Uno vibrates. This vibration automatically signals the pelvic muscle to contract so it does not fall out. Thus you work out without even making a voluntary effort.

You can leave it in for a few minutes or the whole day. From my experience I found it easier to start slow and build up the time I can keep it in. Its not small so you do feel it a bit when you put it in. But soon it just finds a nice spot and most of the time I just forgot about it. When I got a bit sore then I removed it. That is how I increase my time  bit by bit. But besides that you won’t feel it. You may however feel full and a bit aroused…which is nice. To remove pull on the loop and then wash it well with soap and water.

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Why is it the beginner’s model? Well its just one ball so its not to much to insert. Once you have mastered it you can move on to the double Smart Balls…same thing but with two balls. Now you won’t find the next level, the advanced one, on Babeland but you can then get the tradionnal BenWa balls next. These are small and heavy metal beads in comparison but they will truly test your pelvic muscle. A friend of mine not in shape enough down there lost one in a public bathroom a few years ago. With these some women have been know to have orgasms just by walking with them inside…not a bad goal.

Verdict: I can’t say I have had enough time to see if they have an effect on my orgasms but I do enjoy having it in me. I do think my pelvic floor is a bit stronger. I do have one negative comment: I am not convince on how long the loop will ast before breaking…but I am really tight. So I am giving the Smart Balls Teneo – Uno a 4 out of 5 stars.

  • Size: Ball 1-1/2”, Cord 3-1/3″
  • Material: Silicone, elastomer, metal
  • Thank you again to Babeland.com for letting me review this toy.

    Mystress Lady Evyl

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    Head Straight for the Curve

    Posted by Mystress Lady Evyl on Tuesday Sep 15, 2009 Under BDSM, Mystress Lady Evyl, Reviews, Sex Toys

    Thank you to Tantus.com for allowing the pleassure (!!!) of reviewing this fabulous toy.

    The Curve Dildo is specifically designed to hit the G-spot or the prostate with ease as the shaft is nicely…well…curved as the name suggests. So its ideal for both men and women. The dildo is nice and pliable too. This dildo also has a very large teardrop shaped base making it perfect for harness play. Unlike some flared based toys I have the Curve will not slip out. Take this baby out and your partner will be salivating for it.

    Specs
    Color: Black or Purple or Lilac
    Material: medical grade  Silicone
    Length: 6″
    Diameter: 1 3/8″

    But there is still more to make this dildo appealing. The up curve part displays a ridge and several rippled bumps. This actually makes it even more appealing for me because I personally prefer dildos and vibrator that are textured rather then smooth. Not having an immediate guinea pig to test it on I have only used it for solo play and I was very impressed. It can be easily handled manually as well and it only takes a touch of lube for it to glide in with ease. Actually on my second use I squirted, not a common thing for me.

    Tantus is always top on my list of favorite sex toy manufacturer. The quality of their products is phenomenal and all toys are made of medical grade  Silicone. This means they are easy to safe, non-toxic, clean, non porous…it can eve be boiled for sterilization. The attention to details is always present in all there toys. This is my 3rd Tantus toy, I have the Ryder butt plug and the Buzz 1 vibe, and I still have a wishlist for some of there toys.

    I am totally giving the Curve a 5 out of 5 stars!

    Mystress Lady Evyl

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