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Joe: Hey!

Lady Evyl:  Hey!

Joe: Can I buy you a drink?

Lady Evyl: Uh, OK, sure.

Joe: You’re hot.

Lady Evyl: Uh, thanks.

Joe: I want you to take me home and make me your love slave.

Lady Evyl: Excuse me?

Joe: I could really get pumped up for you.

Lady Evyl: OK this is getting really weird…but you are kind of cute.

Joe: Oh baby you could blow me in so many ways, just pound me so hard I may explode.

Lady Evyl: Uh, yeah that would not …be…good.

Joe: Take me home, now

Lady Evyl: Can’t I tie you up?

Joe: Oh yeah baby, anything you want

Lady Evyl: Well, alright, but you better not be full of hot air!

So that is the little story of how I met Joe. Actually he likes it when you call him Big Joe. What an ego! Let me tell you bringing him home are a real novelty for me. I don’t usually take home a sleazy doll face men home like that…but I have been speculating at the thought of living such an experience for so long. It was just pure curiosity.

So I took Joe home. He now lives with me. Did I mention he does nothing all day, just stands around or lies down? He pretty much does his thing and I do mine. It was fun for a moment, when we first met, but now the magic is gone. The only time Joe is useful is when I have friends come over. I can count on him for making my friends laugh every time.

Let me give you a bit of background info on Big Joe. He is not the tallest Caucasian vinyl guy in the world for one thing: he is always standing (Want to read more...)

The Goddess Aphrodite by DarkAlchemyStudios

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Editor’s Pick

• njoy Fun Wand by Elodie

I already adored my new toy before I knew how the end with three bloops felt in my butt. When K used the Fun Wand in my rear (with plenty of lubricant), it was a revelation.

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• L’Amour Tripler Dual Stimulation by Mistress Kay
• L’Amour Tripler Dual Stimulation by Jessie Beth
• Fun Factory Sinfflut Benjamin Bond by Rayne
• Tuyo by Marilyn
• Rhythm “O” Triple Kiss by Isabel0329
• Rhythm “O” Triple Kiss by Jane Blow
• Rechargeable Power Wand by Dr. Ruthie
• We-Vibe II by Juliettia
• We-Vibe II by Kate
• Blue Venus by Bitchin’ Babe
• Black Diamond by buzzvibe
• LELO Siri by Alan & Michele
• Zen Calm Massager by Jessie Beth
• Wand Vibrator Comparison by Dr. Ruthie
• Calypso 2 by Lucy Lemonade
• Reflections Bliss Nirvana by Vanilla Kinks
• The C-Spot by Alan & (Want to read more...)

Trying out video reviews.

This Tantus Suction Cup review is graciously made possible by PinkCherry.com, a women-friendly place to buy sex toys and vibrators. This is the type of bullet I talk about that I could not find at my place.

I just love a nice vanilla object that has been perverted to BDSM play. Such is the case with the Pinwheel BDSM Toy. Actually called the Wartenburg Wheel, this pinwheel is a medical device used to measure nerve reactions. It was invented by, you guessed it, Dr. Wartenberg. Hardly used in the medical field anymore it has risen from the ashes in the SM world.

I LOVE pinwheels, I use them in almost every play session I have. For the newbie its look is intimidating and painful. To the knowledgeable player the pinwheel often brings on moans, screams and giggles of delightful sensuality and torture. Scary or desired, the one sure thing is the Pinwheel BDSM Toy falls under sensation play category. I do believe anyone with an open mind can enjoy a little spiky wheel play as it can be used in a pleasurable way. Of course the person has to be willing even if the tool is used nicely.

Usually presented in a little plastic black pouch, this tool is made of chrome over stainless steel and measures just under 7 inches long. The handle is about 5.5 inches long and is usually flat with a textured pattern to improve grip. Although the online pic showed all metal mine came with a pale pink coated handle (which I adore). The wheel end is attached to the the handle on an axis that spins freely. The wheel is about 1 inch in diameter, the spikes themselves about 3/8 of an inch long. There is a total of 20 spikes which are relatively sharp but not automatically piercing.

To use this BDSM Toy just start of by applying the wheel perpendicular to the skin and roll along the body softly.See how the receiver reacts. Depending on the body part (Want to read more...)

I’ve known a lot of men named Bob over the years, and they’ve often proved to be some of the nicest friends I’ve known.  So this prostate-stimulating toy from Lelo has quite a name to live up to!  Luckily, it passes the Bob test with flying colors: this friendly, perfectly-shaped little guy is a great anal toy and deserves a place on your bedside table.

• Toy:  Bob (sent by Babeland.com for review)
• Type: Anal toy, prostate stimulator
• Manufacturer: Lelo
• Material: Silicone
• Price: $44
• SMT rating: N/A

Everyone Could Use Another Bob in Their Life

Bob might just be your new best friend. This cute, flexible little prostate stimulator is just right for people looking to discover their (or their male partner’s) prostates. Its gently bent shape emulates the “come hither” motion one would use to stimulate the enjoyable little walnut-feeling spot in the male body.

As with many other Lelo products, the Bob is made from high-quality silicone, which means it is easy to clean with soap or disinfect by boiling. (Remember that this also means that it can’t be used with silicone lubes!) It’s 3 and ¾” long and about 1 and ¼” wide at its widest point, and has a flat ring on its end, making it easy to manipulate for play and remove afterward. Its moderately small size makes it non-intimidating for beginners, and the flat ring makes it nestle more comfortably in one’s cheeks better than most buttplugs, which have round flares, instead. This means that the Bob is comfortable to wear during other intimate activities, or just to add some spice to your day-to-day routines!

Overall, the Bob is a perfect anal toy for those with little-to-moderate experience with anal and prostate play.  Its soft velvet-brushed silicone is (Want to read more...)

Check out my latest sex toy review at Eden Fnatasys….click below to read but the pics are here.

WOW vibe no.3 Rabbit vibrator by Pipedream Material: Elastomer Safety: $0.00 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Vibrator in the box..fancy

Shaft close-up

Rabbit cricket???

I am so excited! Well I have been for a week but now I can tell you. Babeland asked all reviewers to participate in a new feature: Bloggers’ Picks by sending in a fave review. The winning reviewers were picked on several other factors as well. Guess who was one of the lucky picked participants? Yep Me!

I am so honored to be featured in Babeland’s first ever Bloggers’ Picks. Go check it out and find out what is My Pick of the sex toy litter . Hey it’s a rare chance to see a glimpse of my face lol.

I work/ed with a lot of companies for sex toy reviews and my very first review was with Babeland. I have been with them ever since and I just love them. Being recognized this way for my effort is just incredibly touching! Thank you!