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Joe: Hey!

Lady Evyl:  Hey!

Joe: Can I buy you a drink?

Lady Evyl: Uh, OK, sure.

Joe: You’re hot.

Lady Evyl: Uh, thanks.

Joe: I want you to take me home and make me your love slave.

Lady Evyl: Excuse me?

Joe: I could really get pumped up for you.

Lady Evyl: OK this is getting really weird…but you are kind of cute.

Joe: Oh baby you could blow me in so many ways, just pound me so hard I may explode.

Lady Evyl: Uh, yeah that would not …be…good.

Joe: Take me home, now

Lady Evyl: Can’t I tie you up?

Joe: Oh yeah baby, anything you want

Lady Evyl: Well, alright, but you better not be full of hot air!

So that is the little story of how I met Joe. Actually he likes it when you call him Big Joe. What an ego! Let me tell you bringing him home are a real novelty for me. I don’t usually take home a sleazy doll face men home like that…but I have been speculating at the thought of living such an experience for so long. It was just pure curiosity.

So I took Joe home. He now lives with me. Did I mention he does nothing all day, just stands around or lies down? He pretty much does his thing and I do mine. It was fun for a moment, when we first met, but now the magic is gone. The only time Joe is useful is when I have friends come over. I can count on him for making my friends laugh every time.

Let me give you a bit of background info on Big Joe. He is not the tallest Caucasian vinyl guy in the world for one thing: he is always standing (Want to read more...)

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This Tantus Suction Cup review is graciously made possible by PinkCherry.com, a women-friendly place to buy sex toys and vibrators. This is the type of bullet I talk about that I could not find at my place.

I just love a nice vanilla object that has been perverted to BDSM play. Such is the case with the Pinwheel BDSM Toy. Actually called the Wartenburg Wheel, this pinwheel is a medical device used to measure nerve reactions. It was invented by, you guessed it, Dr. Wartenberg. Hardly used in the medical field anymore it has risen from the ashes in the SM world.

I LOVE pinwheels, I use them in almost every play session I have. For the newbie its look is intimidating and painful. To the knowledgeable player the pinwheel often brings on moans, screams and giggles of delightful sensuality and torture. Scary or desired, the one sure thing is the Pinwheel BDSM Toy falls under sensation play category. I do believe anyone with an open mind can enjoy a little spiky wheel play as it can be used in a pleasurable way. Of course the person has to be willing even if the tool is used nicely.

Usually presented in a little plastic black pouch, this tool is made of chrome over stainless steel and measures just under 7 inches long. The handle is about 5.5 inches long and is usually flat with a textured pattern to improve grip. Although the online pic showed all metal mine came with a pale pink coated handle (which I adore). The wheel end is attached to the the handle on an axis that spins freely. The wheel is about 1 inch in diameter, the spikes themselves about 3/8 of an inch long. There is a total of 20 spikes which are relatively sharp but not automatically piercing.

To use this BDSM Toy just start of by applying the wheel perpendicular to the skin and roll along the body softly.See how the receiver reacts. Depending on the body part (Want to read more...)

Check out my latest sex toy review at Eden Fnatasys….click below to read but the pics are here.

WOW vibe no.3 Rabbit vibrator by Pipedream Material: Elastomer Safety: $0.00 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Vibrator in the box..fancy

Shaft close-up

Rabbit cricket???

I am so excited! Well I have been for a week but now I can tell you. Babeland asked all reviewers to participate in a new feature: Bloggers’ Picks by sending in a fave review. The winning reviewers were picked on several other factors as well. Guess who was one of the lucky picked participants? Yep Me!

I am so honored to be featured in Babeland’s first ever Bloggers’ Picks. Go check it out and find out what is My Pick of the sex toy litter . Hey it’s a rare chance to see a glimpse of my face lol.

I work/ed with a lot of companies for sex toy reviews and my very first review was with Babeland. I have been with them ever since and I just love them. Being recognized this way for my effort is just incredibly touching! Thank you!

Purple by boykitten

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• It’s My Blog, I’ll Give Away Free Shit if I Want To! Deadline: August 17th.
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Editor’s Pick

• Sex Toys 101 by Femenina Deliciosa
  

  There is no other way to start this review, with out saying, I wish I had this book long ago. Hot damn I do. Sex Toys 101 a playfully uninhibited guide by Rachel Venning & Claire Cavanah [The founders of Babeland] is the best book that I have come across to introduce someone to the pleasures of sex toys.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Jessica Rabbit by Mistress Kay
• LELO Mia by Ginger Leigh
• Secret Buzz Remote Bullet by Isabel0329
• Fairy Pocket Mini by Mistress Kay
• Orchid G by Kate
• Babeland Nubby G by Jess Manifesto
• SaSi by True Pleasures
• LELO Siri by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
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Finding a good first pair of cuffs can actually be a daunting task. There are so many models out on the market how can you know if they are a cheap flimsy pair or something of quality. Comfort is a big factor as well. The Heart 2 Heart Cuffs are a perfect beginner pair. There is a whole series of Heart 2 Heart items and this will be the first of 3 reviews. Look out for future reviews of the blindfold and the collar.

These are really nice wrist cuffs to have in your toy chest for both the beginner and advanced player. These premium leather cuffs are quite supple and light with a good width to the cuffs. Some cuff models can be to thin or too large, like Goldie Locks would say on her 3rd try these are just perfect. They are constraining and would hold the victim captive during play but at the same time you can wear these cuffs for hours without any discomfort at all. And can we talk adorable. Love the red middle stripe. Very cute and fashionable indeed.

The total length is 12 inches, just over 2 inches wide and the cuffs are fastened with a buckle just like a belt would be. You will find several holes to accommodate wrist sizes between 6 and 9 inches, giving a lot of room to fit most adults. If you are super tiny or a massive giant you may mind them inadequate for you. Although there is no lining covering the inside of the cuff the attachment points are totally smooth so very comfortable. Each restraint has a D ring which is great for tying down during a restraint session. The D ring is also very securely attached to the cuffs.

Specs

• Length: 12 inches
• (Want to read more...)

Dark Horse by FlipFlopBear

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Editor’s Pick

• Reflections Joy by The Countess

So it’s easy to imagine myself as the Doctor’s latest companion, using my Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy – Blue as a vibrating Sonic Screwdriver. I bet The Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver doesn’t function as well as the Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy – Blue!

Plus the thing looks so much like a Dalek I can’t help but lie there, legs spread, and tantalize myself while moaning “Exterminate! Exterminate!”

Note: Non Doctor Who fans might not get as much of a kick out of this review as I did, but I certainly loved it. Any review that likens a sex toy to a sonic screwdriver and mentions Weeping Angels and Dalek’s is an instant win.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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