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My latest toy forays took me deep inside of me, all the way to the G-spot. I could not pass up the opportunity to review this great combo offered by the amazing Babeland site. Up for grabs were the Orchid G-spot vibrator and the Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot book by Violet Blue. By the way you can get the combo at a special price or each item separately as well.

Since I was traveling last week the Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot book was a perfect companion on the plane…just kind of hid the cover pic a bit he he. It was an easy read that I finished with my flight out and back. I am a HUGE fan of Violet blue’s podcast Open Source Sex so I was very familiar with her work already. I knew this was not gonna be some prettied up ignorant info but a factual resource that is straight forward and witty. I was not disappointed on that level.

The book is presented as follow: an intro,  female anatomy, how to explore your G-spot, female ejaculation, tips and tricks, how to incorporate G-spot play with other sexual activities and there are even 4 short erotica stories here and there to inspire.

Now I am somewhat more educated then most on the G-spot manner so I can’t say it was full of discoveries but I definitely learned a few facts and can add some tricks to my arsenal. I have had G-spot orgasms by fluke in the past, even have squirted, but I have  never really ‘lied down’ and taken the time to explore my G-spots potential. Reading the book did motivate me to do so. I am very happy to ad this book to my growing naughty library.

The Orchid G-spot vibrator is really well designed for its purpose. The power of this is in the head, so its great for clit stimulation, or G-spot stimulation with insertion. the best G-spot toys are made og good quality hard plastic with a curved balled end…this is definitely the case here.

I have read a lot of women find the size of the head to be too big for insertion. Its about he size of a small egg. I did not have that problem (and no I am not loose). I find if I use it like I’m being fucked, I can cum in very short order. It is a noisy toy though so not for discreet play. But I live alone so do not care. So i am very happy with this vibrator…even if I have yet to reach the sweet spot orgasm with it yet.

Got to keep working at it with this Orchid G + Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot Combo

Specs

Orchid G

• Size: 8″ (outer curve) x 1-3/8″ (widest point)
• Material: Plastic
• Batteries: Two AA

Smart Girl’s Guide to the G-Spot by Violet Blue

• Binding Style: Paperback
• Type: Sex Info/How-To
• Number of Pages: 160
• Copyright: 2007

Oh, what a joy and a delight to review this toy graciously sent to me by Tantus, one of my “fetish” toy manufactures.Their stuff is beautiful, sleek, top quality…just phenomenal sex toys.

I have been ANXIOUSLY waiting for a chance to try an aluminum dildo so when I got this in the mail I was beyond excited. Oh My God…the Alumina Motion is beyond a work of art. My heart skipped a beat when I held it the first time. It came in a lovely black box, cushioned securely in foam.The anodized purple color makes it look so ultra modern. I could not help but admire the spade shapes in various sizes as my eyes traveled up and down both ends. one end wide and one end very narrow, almost pen like. It looked heavy. I picked it up and it was not quite as heave as I expected, it is aluminum …a lighter metal after all. But what actually struck me first was its cool sleek touch. And when I say cool I mean temperature wise. But it quickly warms up with handling to your body temp which only makes this toy even more yummy.

Now the Motion is one of 4 models in the Alumina collection. There is also the Pace, Flow and Revolve. This is where you realize how brilliantly designed this series is. Each toy is actually two halves that can be unscrewed and can be screwed into the other Tantus Alumina toys. You can create a many unique combination.

It does not require a lot of lube and both ends can be inserted…the smaller end obviously ideal for anal. Since it is a non-porous toy it is very easy to clean. Just use hot water and soap. You can even put it in the dishwasher or boil it. But if you are to share in the same session condoms are always the safe way to go.

Specification
Diameter: 1 3/8″ – 1″
Length: 8.25″
Weight: 8.77 oz.
Material: Aluminum

Now as amazing as it looked I was afraid I would not like it much because after the ‘head’ part it narrows so much I figured I would not get that feeling of fullnest. I was, gladly, beyond wrong. Its shape make for a divine vaginal entry. Its like fitting a perfect tight glove but your vagina is the glove. It molds and countours itself around the curves of the Alumina Motion unlike anything I quite experienced before. And you can feel its temperature changing, slow warming to your body’s heat. And I also discovered two magical feelings with it. My favorite motion was actually the full head in but having a shallow in and out motion (pun, yep) because it hits the g-spot in a most unique way…wow. Second another wonderful feeling is to insert it about half way in and then let go of it. It won’t slip out because of the design and gravity takes over giving you a weighted feeling that is just delicious.

There is one precaution to advise with this toy…be carefull not to push it in to fast to far or you will hit the cervix in a not so nice but painfull way. You have to experiment a little bit and know how far you can push it in comfortably. Same goes for anal insertion.

Simply put the Alumina Motion is the caviar, the Bentley of dildos I have come across so far, a full

Mystress Lady Evyl

Today I have another great toy to tell you about from  Babeland.com, THE women-friendly place to buy sex toys.

I have been very curious about this type of toy, or should I say exerciser, for a while so when I had a chance to try it I jumped at the occasion. Let me introduce to you the Smart Balls Teneo – Uno from Fun Factory. This little ball will strengthen your pelvic muscle and tone it back into shape. It helps you perform what is known as kegel exercices. The benefits of a strong pelvic floor is stronger orgasms, preparation for easier birthing and help for those sufferring from incontinence. But let’s stick with the stronger orgasms reason he he.

This particular model is perfect for the beginner. It is shaped like an oblong ball with a nice textured pattern, in various colors, and a loop at one end. When you move it you will feel a weighted ball rolling inside. This ball is the secret of its mechanics. See the beauty of using a special ball for kegel exercise is that you can be totally lazy. How? Well when you lube it up a little bit and insert it into your vagina you can just go about your daily business as if you had nothing in you. But what actually happens is that the ball inside the Uno vibrates. This vibration automatically signals the pelvic muscle to contract so it does not fall out. Thus you work out without even making a voluntary effort.

You can leave it in for a few minutes or the whole day. From my experience I found it easier to start slow and build up the time I can keep it in. Its not small so you do feel it a bit when you put it in. But soon it just finds a nice spot and most of the time I just forgot about it. When I got a bit sore then I removed it. That is how I increase my time  bit by bit. But besides that you won’t feel it. You may however feel full and a bit aroused…which is nice. To remove pull on the loop and then wash it well with soap and water.

Why is it the beginner’s model? Well its just one ball so its not to much to insert. Once you have mastered it you can move on to the double Smart Balls…same thing but with two balls. Now you won’t find the next level, the advanced one, on Babeland but you can then get the tradionnal BenWa balls next. These are small and heavy metal beads in comparison but they will truly test your pelvic muscle. A friend of mine not in shape enough down there lost one in a public bathroom a few years ago. With these some women have been know to have orgasms just by walking with them inside…not a bad goal.

Verdict: I can’t say I have had enough time to see if they have an effect on my orgasms but I do enjoy having it in me. I do think my pelvic floor is a bit stronger. I do have one negative comment: I am not convince on how long the loop will ast before breaking…but I am really tight. So I am giving the Smart Balls Teneo – Uno a 4 out of 5 stars.

Thank you again to Babeland.com for letting me review this toy.

Mystress Lady Evyl

Thank you to Tantus.com for allowing the pleassure (!!!) of reviewing this fabulous toy.

The Curve Dildo is specifically designed to hit the G-spot or the prostate with ease as the shaft is nicely…well…curved as the name suggests. So its ideal for both men and women. The dildo is nice and pliable too. This dildo also has a very large teardrop shaped base making it perfect for harness play. Unlike some flared based toys I have the Curve will not slip out. Take this baby out and your partner will be salivating for it.

Specs
Color: Black or Purple or Lilac
Material: medical grade  Silicone
Length: 6″
Diameter: 1 3/8″

But there is still more to make this dildo appealing. The up curve part displays a ridge and several rippled bumps. This actually makes it even more appealing for me because I personally prefer dildos and vibrator that are textured rather then smooth. Not having an immediate guinea pig to test it on I have only used it for solo play and I was very impressed. It can be easily handled manually as well and it only takes a touch of lube for it to glide in with ease. Actually on my second use I squirted, not a common thing for me.

Tantus is always top on my list of favorite sex toy manufacturer. The quality of their products is phenomenal and all toys are made of medical grade  Silicone. This means they are easy to safe, non-toxic, clean, non porous…it can eve be boiled for sterilization. The attention to details is always present in all there toys. This is my 3rd Tantus toy, I have the Ryder butt plug and the Buzz 1 vibe, and I still have a wishlist for some of there toys.

I am totally giving the Curve a 5 out of 5 stars!

Mystress Lady Evyl

I have a really interesting review for you today of a book sent to me by the wonderful Babeland.com people.

I just finished reading ”Anal Pleasure and Health” by Jack Morin, Ph.D. It was very enlightening on a subject where, well, the sun don’t shine. Although I have not practiced anal play (in a regular serious manner) in some time it is an activity that I enjoy and fascinates me. So I thought taking on this book as a challenge would be a great way to learn more about how to do it safely and in an enjoyable manner.

Now let me warn you right away there will some “Too Much Information” in this next paragraph so if you are uncomfortable with that I would suggest skipping till you see ***

I am gonna be very honest with you all and share my personal experience and health about by asshole lol. Ok so prior to being a Mistress I have attempted no more then one handfull of times anal penetration with 3 partners. They were all mostly not pleasing and painful. Of course at the time I had no freaking clue about anal play at all. I do recieving anal play, rimming and the occasionl finger but its got to all be gentle. Move forward to being a Mistress: I have deflowered a many subs butts and penetrated accustomed anal players. That I did after some reading on safe and fun ass play so it usually went well. Now for anal health…not good. I have been suffering from fissures for a few years and its always raw and itchy. Also after reading this book I realize I have chronic anal tension, meaning my anal muscle is always tense. Obviously both not good for anal sex. If I had 1 regular partner that was truly patient and gentle I might be open to trying.

***When men ask me…and its the funniest when they are vanilla and clueless to my bdsm side…if I like anal, I alsways say I love giving. The look on their faces is precious. Usually its confusion and if they smart it leads to understanding and avoiding me, or they are into it and have a million questions. But for me I am not a fan of recieving….but a bit curious.

So back to the book. It is written by a therapist who specializes in anal health. He has led researches for decades and knows his, pardon the pun, shit! The book is well written and it is in laymens terms. But it can be a bit dry. It reads like a therapy book which just happens to reffer a lot to anal health and play. At no time will you take this book to bed with you for a masturbation session.

Had I been the editor I would have skipped a few chapters about some research analysis and sociological theories. But the progression of the self-help chapters is excellent. He dicusses the beginings of anal exploration, experimenting with butt toys, and all the way to full anal penetration. All steps are divided into chapters that include exercises to learn to relax and explore you asshole. Every chapter’s exercise pushes the previous one a little bit further…but only if you are ready. There is a lot of emphasis that you should only do the exercises if you want to for you and if you are ready. Also strongly suggested is writting in a journal. I actually thought it was an excellent idea considering his approach.

The author covers almost everything you may ever want to know about the ass. He even claims his exercises can heal medical problems if not interested in the sexual aspect. So try it to cure your hemorrhoids, fissures, constipation, etc. There are however 2 things I beleive he skipped over. He talks a lot about the complexes we have towards the clealiness of the ass but he could have gone more into details. He sort of says “get over it, its not dirty” but lacks in giving proof. Second thing I would have liked to have info on is if there is any harm in overdoing anal penetration. A gay friend of mine is very anxious of loosing control of his anus in later years.  I think its a genuine concern that should have been addressed. Although the book was updated, it could be reviewd a bit more. It was written in 1998 so it talks about AIDS a little too much. Don’t get me wrong, AIDS and HIV are huge problems to this day, but you can tell its outdated as the book was written during the crissis. Other then that he covers safe anal sex perfectly.

For the sake of the review I did read through the whole book in one shot. I do plan on going back to the exercises and exploring my anal pleasure as he describes. Where did I put my personal anal plug again? But as I read it I became very aware of my anus and did some relaxation of it a bit. I am also much more conscious of my stool cycle and my actual defecation process. Yeah I know sounds gross but but your health is directly related to how your stool comes out, both in performance and result.

I recommend this book to anyone who wants to learn more about how to receive and give anal pleasure in the safest and most enjoyable way. You will learn a lot about yur body and your mind when it comes to your and your partner’s anus. The book is aimed at all genders and sexual orientations. I give it a 4 1/2 starts out of 5.

Mystress Lady Evyl

Oh how I love the whimpering sounds that slip through the mouth of a sub enduring a CBT experiment of mine. I love to experiment with it and push limits. And I am always on the lookout for fun new CBT toys. So when I saw the Ball Crusher up for review on Extreme Restraints I could not pass up the opportunity.

Picture by benatural

Although the torture device look of it is awesome, I was at first a little disppointed at the quality of the construction of it. It is very solid steel but it is a dull silver finish. But it does not hinder obvioulsy its effectiveness. Imagine unfinished industrial look. I would say it weights about a pound on its own. It is a heady rectangle with a large screw on one end that pushes up or down a metal bar. The balls or the whole penis and ball can be inserted and tighened into place.

I got to test it out on 2 victims for this CBT toy review. The first was out at the local BDSM club this past Saturday night. A fellow Mistress friend and I went to town on a masochist friend of ours. After his back and buttocks were well worked over we flipped him over and worked the front. I placed the toy on him and we left it hanging there for a while as we did other activities. It certainy got a nice reaction from the crowd and many came to ask about it. You can see the pic here to the right on Saturday night.

And Sunday I had a kinky visitor at my place who also was a willing victim. But I also got him to try some weights with it….the heavy ones. Here you can see on the right his pic with a 5 pound weight hanging from the loop in the handle. He only could take a minute of it lol. After I had fun dragging him around the room a bit usign the handle a bit like a leash…..love little subtle humiliation.

What did I think of the Ball Crusher? I like the look of it on a boy for sure, its intimidating looking to them when you put it on. The screw is slow to go up and down so at times I feel like I was turning forever. I did like though how just a little turn could turn tight to just a bit too tight (in a good way). I love the look on the boy’s faces at that point. On its own its not so heavy but I like the ease of hanging some weight to it.

So what did the boys think of it? Both said it was OK and a good idea. Both had a same complaint as well. See the pic below. See the free space where the moving bar meets the side of the rectangle. Yep its decent size gap that is perfect for pinching the skin if you don’t really hold the balls in place when tightening. Both complained about pinching. They did like the feeling once on and did not find it too heavy on its own.

Overall its a fun toy to add to your CBT chest if you are into it. If you are not good at CBT I would say skip this one because it does take attentive care a bit during installation. I give it a 3 stars out of 5.

Mystress Lady Evyl

Ah, the lovely clovers! No, I am not making a reference to St-Patrick’s Day. I am talking about the deliciously evil looking and evil feeling Black Japanese Clover Clamps that I got to review for Extreme Restraints. This model is particularly stylish in a lovely black finish. I was with a switch masochist friend when I received this package. Next thing I know she had them clipped to her ears like earrings, kind of really silly looking with the chain hanging under her chin. But she just loved the little marks they left on her lobes after.

The clover clamp, also called  a butterfly clamp, was originally used and developed by Japanese silk workers. Yep, clover clamps are actually an old  pervertable item now marketed for luscious nipple torture. I love the fact that they not only give quite a pinch, they can be great for mind fuck specially if the sub has never used them before. They look at lot worse then they can be.

I say can be because I know people who take them no problem and then I know me who cannot stand leaving one on my nipple for more then a second for the sake of trying them. But my victim was quite happy with his level of pain when applied. The clamp itself is flat and uses a spring action to be opened and closed. Just pinch the middle part with your fingers to open and release to close. The springs hold the clamps in place on the hopefully welcoming nipples.

Want more pain and torture, nothing can be easier with the Black Japanese Clover Clamps: simply tug at the chain and listen to the moans and screams. The beauty of this invention is the more you pull the more the springs tighten. If you are annoyed by the traditional alligator clamps sliding of then Clover Clamps are ideal for you.

various use ideas:

• You can also add weights to the clamps as well for the same effect of continuous tightening.
• Another method is to use the clamps to keep a person in one place by attaching the clamps to an fixed object. If the sub wants to free themselves they will have to endure a really painful discomfort when pulling away from the clamps.
• They work well and are very pretty when used on the labia lips.
• A really sexy look is when the sub is made to hold the chain in there mouth, god I find that hot, see the pic from Public Disgrace.com

So my verdict? I like them a lot. They do like flimsy when you take them out of the package and I had little faith at first. But I stood corrected quickly. They bite, a lot. Being the sadistic Domme that I am I love nothing more then a wincing face. Pulling on the chain for attitude correction is fun and so effective. Pulling on the chain just for the heck of it is so much fun. A would like to note though that this toy os NOT for the truely sensitive and nipple squeamish players. I look forward to using them a lot more so I give them a 4 out of 5 grade.

Clamp Specs:

length: 3.5 in

diameter: 1.5 in

chain: 12 in

I just love doing reviews. It’s a lot of work for me but I am happy to sacrifice myself for you…lol.

This time around I’ll take a look at the Inner Vibe Duet, a fabulous double vibrating ring. What is it? It’s a great elastic ring that fits at the base of a penis (or dildo) that has a special hole to fit in a small vibe…in this case two. I have seen many of these gadgets and when I opened the packet I was impressed with its durability and quality. It’s really well made, non-toxic and phthalate free.

It is chunkier and larger than most vibes and squareish. Don’t let that intimidate you. You can use it with or without a condom. It easily stretches to fit any size without it being to constricting. But here is the advantage, especially for those who have trouble performing with a condom: it acts like a cock ring to engorging the penis with blood and staying harder longer…BONUS for everyone.

What does the Inner Vibe Duet feeling like? AWESOME, it is fabulous. Ever wanted to turn your man’s equipment into a vibrator…well here is your chance. In my case we both loved it. He enjoyed the vibrattion and the extra stamina. I loved the gentle vibrations. I felt it a lot more on the clit. There are nubs that will rub your clit too. So if you are clitoral you may actually come even during penetration. It’s really the best of both worlds.

Now this model comes with two vibes. One will hit your clit. The other will hit his balls if placed only on his shaft, or his perineum if he encased is testicules to. He REALLY enjoyed that hehe. But if your guy is not into it then it can be removed and you can only use one. The vibes work independently, just push the ON side.

The cons: I found the shape a bit wide so to really feel it I had to use a position where my legs are really spread apart…not that I am complaining. And the two vibes are only good for about 30 min each.

The good news though is that with a tiny extra investment this sex toy does not have to become a one-time-use: just buy a couple of little vibes or small eggs that have changeable batteries. A great one is the Sterling Vibe.

A big thank you once again to Babeland.com for supplying me the Inner Vibe Duet for review. Check out their site, they are a women-friendly place to buy sex toys.

Mystress Lady Evyl